- John deciding to spend his stag night only with Sherlock
- Sherlock planning it in controlled details because that is his way of trying to make things perfect
- the two of them ending up sleeping next to each other and flirting and touching each other
- and playing stupid games and flirting so much wiTh TheiR hands all over the place help and ultimately in the same cell after trying to crime-solve drunk I said heLP
Keeping the Valeria’s tags: #spoilers #THIS is what I needed for Ep 1. #This admission AND his for real apology #I wish this had happened instead because I emotionally moved a few miles away from the show in the past few days. #I would have loved this if TEH had not happened#And fandom shittiness had not happened#But alas. #I cannot control what these men do in their fics.